The Evil Chocolate Bunny

The Evil Chocolate Bunny

I have a favorite time of insanity
A holiday with no originality
The day of the chocolate bunny
Now that is a day that should be funny
A lot of people are gonna be mad at me
A nice little holiday about Christianity
I have no problem with the faith
But I do have a problem with the chocolate bunny scathe
One day in either March or April
Little kids get their bellies full
Chocolate bunnies lay golden eggs
Too bad that evil bunny wants to bite your legs
And chase your kids through the field each year
Because the little bastards tried to pull his ear
And stores create the bunny baskets
And all those toys that make that racket
Which you buy from them and hide
From the easter bunny who lives outside
I think this year is time for the evil bunny’s revenge
And this whole evil plan is going to make you cringe
The chocolate bunny will raise his army, really quick
From the Renew years crew to old saint nick
No more rabbits are going to die
Time to make all the children cry
Bunnys shall pass the swords
The arrows in the sky shall swarm
All of this on Easter morning
Mothers will grab their children and start the mourning
Bobby’s been hit in the chest
For the children there shall be no rest
The bunnies run in for the kill
To hold them down and keep them still
And chew off the ears of those bad kids
This is the last year you hunt the rabbits
No more chocolate bunnies for you
I will spit Hershey’s on your shoe
The children scream and pull
While the easter bunnies get their full
All the naughty kids will run
Its time for revenge isn’t it fun
The children will hide and know they have been beat
The bunnies have won their feat
Children will have to find a new holiday
That does not make the poor bunnies pay

Hell

Hell

I know of a place that is dark

A place of uneasiness right from the start

Cold callous and filled with ash

Dark souls meet their last

Red hot coals on burning feet

Rows of unpaved streets

Souls screaming in pain

This place is hard to name

Dark clouds fill an ash colored sky

Demons with tallons  as sharp as glass

You could run, but no one runs that fast

Starving people covered in sores

People in bandages standing by doors

A river of blood and death

No where to take a breath

Constant choking in the cloud of dust

There isnt a soul you can trust

There may be people you know

But no one can show you where to go

But along the streets there is an end

A fun place filled with friends

A place you can only watch

And in jealousy you can not touch

Black winged demons travel the roads

Chasing you laughing, because there is no where to go

There is nothing you can do

You have to live here forever too

You walk the road and get hit by a car

Your pain is constant, you know where you are

Help will not arrive

Death will not show, though you long inside

You have a thrist that can not be satisfied

Tears do not fall as you sit and cry

No water to drink

Only time for to suffer and think

You stop and wonder who I am, what was I

You cannot remember therefore you cry

But tear do come only pieces of glass

And you remember the hot coals on your ass

You get up and look around

And try to find a way out of this terrible town

But there is no way in and no way out

No hears as you scream and shout

You run the streets, in pain with each step

Your heart is filled with regret

Regret of what you do not know

Where are the loved ones, why don’t they show

The more time you spend, you will forget

And there is nothing you can do about it

Your hell is your own

There is lots of whining and hard moans

You feel as you have been there forever

But its barely been hardly ever

For there is not a time keeper in hell

You will be there forever still

So don’t run try to walk

Don’t open your mouth you cannot talk

You have only to suffer forever

And never feel the love of another

This place is a place I know well

This is a place that we will call hell

Dear Guy Who Raped Me

Dear Guy Who Raped me


Dear Guy who raped me
I remember the guy who tried to strangle me
He was the guy who hated me
I remember him pretty well
I know you are going to hell
I was young and innocent
you are old and persistant
I said no but you didn’t care
I screamed when you pushed your dick in there
Even though I cried
You didn’t care, you wanted inside
You were thirty two
I wasn’t old enough for you
I was only thirteen
But you wanted me to scream
I hate the air you breathe
It makes me puke to think of you inside of me
If ever we cross paths again
I will make sure you can never do it again
You stole what wasn’t yours to take
I hate you so much it makes me shake
Before you I had dreams
But now they are nightmares filled with screams
I will cut your throat and laugh at you
And make you gurgle in your blood, its true
I will stab you in the back
And the thing that makes me gag
I hate you, you are a sick fuck
You ruined my life you miserable fuck
I will cut off your dick and rape you with it
And see how you like it
You made me hate the world, and people too
If I had a gun I would shoot you
I will stick needles in your balls
No one will come when you scream through the walls
You know who you are
You took it one step to far
To choke me and hold me down
Like I was a hooker on the bad side of town
I will never be the same
All because you raped me
So now that I am grown, you better be scared
I will scalp you so beware
If you are alive
I will remedy that, and you will die
I don’t cry anymore
I don’t feel like a whore
I am a better woman now because of you
But don’t think that will stop me from killing you
I was a child
I suppose the thought of that makes you smile
Thirteen you sick asshole
Couldn’t you pay some one to suck your hole
You have made me hate people like you’
I want to harvest everything inside of you
If ever I find you,
You will take it up the ass in the bathroom
I am a woman, I will use a knife
No one will come to save your life
If ever you touch me again
It will be your last, so I dare you to try again
I will rape your dead body
And then you will know how it feels to be nobody
No one will find your body, or your remains
I will shoot air into your veins
And the very last thing to go will be your dick
Then I will fuck you in the ass with it
I hope you wake in the night in fear
Because you know that I am near
I didn’t call the cops, for a good reason
I wanted to bring you to your knees then
And stab you in the face
So I never have to look any place
And be in fear
that you could be near
So let this being a warning to you sick assholes
I will kill you all by the handfull
I hope your read this and cry
Because soon you will die
I may be a woman of scorn
But I will make you regret the day you were born
(PS) fuck you

Fun at a Funeral Home

Fun at the Funeral Home


Look around and be sad
For someone has died don’t be glad
Everyone all dressed in black
All because some guy got whacked
I am gonna show up to the funeral home
Talking loud and holding a big phone
And also during the Eulogy
I will open a beer and say “what its three”
I think the guy in the casket would understand
He is dead his body like the sand
I say we throw a party, and stop all the crying shit
He is dead so get over it
But its someone’s husband
You can fuck freely without him
But its someone’s father
Do what you want hes not there to bother
But he is someone’s friend
What the fuck, we all die in the end
Poke the body with a stick
Get one more look at, at his dick
Draw with marker, make him smile
No more worries, he’ll be buried in a while
Try to sleep with his wife
That’s to far she’s got a knife
Have a drink, or two or three
Then go home and get some sleep
Remember life is short, have fun
Fuck it all and load the gun
Dance around the flowers
As if they had special powers
Tell dirty jokes about the old stiff
Now there is nothing that he can do about it
Take his pillow and his sheet
He is not there, I need sleep
Crack a smile during the song
I bet he’s glad he moved on
Or not because he is dead
Look there is a fly on his head
Spend the money on a vacation
Or his widow to start dating
Throw him in the woods
Show all the animals his goods
It doesn’t matter if you laugh
He is dead like winter grass
So do flips and jump around
Life is too short to carry a frown
When loved ones are about to cry
Yell from behind the coffin SURPRISE!
They may not laugh at first
But soon the gas from his belly will burst
And you will get a restraining order
Against you for all the disorder
But when you are in jail
And no one comes to post your bail
At least you can tell your story
That may offend because of it being gory
But you will never forget, fun at a funeral home
Its ok to laugh you are not alone

Slit Your Wrists Day ( Valentines Day)

Chocolate, cards and slit your wrist day

February fourteenth is here….yeah
Better known as Slit Your Wrist Day
All of the stupid couples will go out
But not a lot of them will put out
Buy some chocolates and even a card
And fill it with something, someone else wrote, its not hard
And buy flowers for the pussy you are hoping to get
I on the other hand have wrists to slit
Valentines is not really a holiday
Just time for corporations to make some money
This holiday was created for the stupid
Who are awaiting an arrow from cupid
By out chocolate they cost the least
We don’t care if you are obese
Buy a dozen roses that cost 50 bucks
Hoping to get a holiday fuck
Why do what they want you to do?
Don’t be trendy do what you want to do
Spend the whole day naked eating some pie
At about ten o clock you will be ready to die
I’ll drink the water when you’re done
See isn’t this more fun
Valentines for your loved ones
I’ll show you one I’ve already done
February eighteenth you’ll be put in your grave
It will show you died on Valentine’s day
Next year everyone will either remember of forget
That your corpse is lying in a pit
On the remembrance day of your death
I will hunt down your loved ones until their last breath
Everyone after that will know
Valentines day id a day of death that you cant outgrow